Confession Time !

1) I crib a lot .. normally wid myself ;)

2) I hate to travel *wtf ?*

3) I had a huge crush on my history teacher in mah 6th std ! *scary*

4) Talkin abt love .. its infatuations all the way for me :) Never found one till now ! *ooh la la*

5) Am addicted to Colas,Orkut and the Internet ! *Clarification : I dont surf Porn*

6) Am a die hard optimistic and believe in life after death ! *Hello Saddam!*

7) I cant stand the smell of fish ! *yuck*

8) I cannot swim but then i love beaches specially the goan ones (Psst Psst : Anjuna !)*ouch*

9) I had a couple barbie dolls along with my GI Joes till i was 7 ! [:O] ... Normally the GI Joes tortured my Barbies ! *eeks*

10)My first exposure to pornography was in 11th std holidays !

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My friend sourabh had brought a new Compaq Presarion 1 Ghz.. the latest gizmo those days ... 8 of his friends got him a new "Computer Warming" gift - A supposedly porn CD ! And none of them had any idea of operating a CD , forget the VCD - MPEGAV file ! and I was given a SOS call .. me lived the next lane .. they told me that they were having problem with some game CD and wanted immediate help *why did they lie to me? was i tht big a jackass as to decline a porn viewing invite .. eh?*

And thus i went on to "play" the CD for them. I later came to know that the guys in the room were rookies in this trade .. the CD turned out to be 7X aka bestiality one .. it was yuck .. one of em puked and i was numb ! the show ran for 10 minutes before we mutually decided to end the show and destroy the CD
)

Ah .. The last one in the list ... I doubt i have any readers for mah BLOG !

Badabing Badaboom Badabing
Bee

Home Alone - The saga continues ...

5.15 am : "Why Dont you freakin pick up the phone ??????????????? .. get up u lazy bone .. outta the bed .. now ... out out out "


Ah thtz something similar tht my mom had to offer before she pulled my quilt away ... i was forced to drink some coffee and munch on some bread .. my eyes half closed .. shivering in my thin tshirt .. its fuckin 13 degrees out here these days .. i was in a horrible condition ..

Thus started my day .. my parents were going to mumbai and i was homealone the second time this fortnight .. and my mom preferred me to have my glass of milk than my sleep .. Arrrgh ... Maternal Love !


And me locked doors went to sleep again ... and then dreams ... sweet beautiful chics all arnd .. and my phone like "Trriiiiinnnnnnnngg" My dad .. he called up to check whether i was off to office or not .. it was arnd 8.30 .. again the usual rush .. stuffed something from the table and shot off to office ...

It was this looooooooong day .. work .. reading abt saddam proceedings .. work .. and thus the day ended arnd 8.30 .. rushed back home .. had to help myself wid some food .. i mean open the door for the maids to come and cook ;) ... lol .. and after i finished a rather bland meal .. switched on to some saturday buzz among different channels .. for the first time, Big Boss seemed really uninteresting .. i guess its time they do some drastic changes in the format ...

Had something last night tht got me thinking ...

Arnd : 11pm last amongst a flurry of messaging ...

Ms.R : I am bored of life .. its totally uninteresting

Bee : Why ?

Ms.R : Work .. no fun .. blah blah blah

Bee : Grow up ! *Hehe .. me advising tht .. can u imagine ?*

Ms.R : Ohhh ! I dont want to !

Bee : The sooner you do .. better its for ye *I seriously cannot imagine i was saying tht !*

Ms.R : Ah .. No .. i dont want to ! how do i go abt it ??

Bee : Btw maybe it sounds corny .. but by any chance have u read the kavya Vishwanathan's book ? * ”How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life” *

Ms.R : Yeah i guess i am a wee bit like tht .. ... ..

Bee : Hehe .. then i guess u know wat to do ... *didnt realize wht is just messaged*

An silence of 15 minutes ... mah body frozen .. realized the folly .. but then it was too late .. and i was too sleepy ... just forgot the stuff and Zzzz ...

Am i born foolish ? or did i grow into one ?? *still pondering*

Adios
Bee

Arrrrrrgggghhhhh . . .

Another sad day .. I really dont know if i would like to live it again . Very less work . Orkut under maintenance , no visitors , no events . It was freaking bland ! And add to it a sleepy bee drooping all arnd the office . It was a sad picture . I think i need a holiday . Sadly again i dont see it coming in the next two months !

Here goes my schedule

January
3rd to 12th - College
13th to 18th - Office
18th to 22nd - Dubai on a business visit :(
23rd to 26th - my Cousins wedding in Coimbatore
27th - My classmate's wedding in Mumbai
28th - Back home

February
1st to 10th - College
10th to 11th - Back to office
13th to 15th - Classmate's wedding in Jaipur
17th feb - back to normal life

I hate living out of a suitcase ..especially the month long ones ... sadly cant seem to avoid it either .. God pls make Air Deccan more comfortable ... i hate waiting the long hours in airports .. air travel aint tht fancy enough these days with the crowds worse than those you encounter in a bus journey !

God gimme more strength .. more energy ... * Bournvita .. eh ?*

Zzzzz . . .
Bee

*Yawn*

Been yet another average day at office . work and orkut kept me busy . i dont know .. but i feel kinda wasted if i continue to do the normal day chores .. i guess i wud have done better in some event management kinda profession .. lets see how destiny progresses .. presently i make reactors and earn money .. in Prof.Murti's slang .. "minting tonnes of money".

Attended a annual board meeting of the local chamber of commerce arnd evening .. the agenda was to take over a club and convert it into a 5 star hotel .. but what followed was a utter chaos .. 50 year olds hurling abuses .. contumelies.. hollering..squalling .. and to think of them as industrialists .. *huh* .. lifes interesting ! got some pics of the proceedings .. forgot my phones USB cable at office .. maybe will upload them tomorrow .

The evening was bland .. had some dosas for dinner and here i am online .. everyone seems busy or in the invisible mode .. nevertheless HBO has something interesting for me - Anaconda 2 .. guess will keep me occupied for sometime !

gud nite folks !
Bee

Say Cheeeeese !

Ah ! Another random pic frm my new treasure trove ! * Gosh * i look more of a close up model .. lol .. tht reminds me tht its really looooooong tht i visited a dentist .. last time .. *thinks for a while * .. yeah the day bfore the interview .. bfore my MBA interview .. i guess arnd aug 2005 .. i know its quite weird .. but a day before the interview i met mah dentist .. i still remember him using his sharp tools inside my really wide mouth to fish out something .. and blood all arnd ! I felt so brave tht day !!! lol

And abt my day .. loong day of work .. got up late in the morning .. hurried up .. i had my architect visiting over .. i am getting my room renovated at last ! the carpets are going .. black granite and steel will be in for me .. i also get a new 54" plasma LG time machine !! i cant wait for the guys to finish working !!! will keep u updated abt the progress ...

And now met senorita online .. and guess what she called me a "sweetheart" in some context .. whatever it is .. i am excited now .. have better avenues to spend time on .. bye bye blogspot ;)

Chao
Bee

Yet another prediction for 2007 !

Gemini thrives on change, variety and mental stimulation. You will attract these in all areas of your life, making for a very exciting year. Use your talent of looking at your emotions objectively to come to terms with them when you don't understand logically what's going on in your life. Emotions are like events to you, and you have the ability to categorize them well. Your ability to feel connected with people will help keep strong relationships going this year. Treat life's challenges as projects and you will inevitably figure out what's going on.

You will make long strides in your career this year -- as long as you keep faith in yourself. The energy you put into your work will allow you to experience many material blessings in your home environment. Pay close attention to your own creative ideas. Many new inspirational ideas are coming your way and you will benefit by putting your ideas into action in your career. It's important for you to be recognized and feel appreciated for your efforts.

You attract a variety off people with your great charm, and you have a natural ability to gain admiration. You'll feel energized by the opposite sex. For most of the year, communication will be top priority, and you'll be asked to articulate your inspirational ideas in some kind of writing project. Friends and family are key in helping you manifest your desires, especially in the latter part of the year, and the chance to deepen your relationships with them makes you very happy!

Adil gets engaged !

And the wedding season begins !

And Herez wishing my pals Adil Fulara and Rukaiya Dumba all the best for their journey ahead ! (sounds dumb huh ! cant find a better line .. pls drop in if u know some better compliment ;) )

Chao
Bee

Home Alone !

Office on sundays can be depressing .. but work these days keep mah mind frm wandering much .. and so like a good boy me put in my 11 hours of work for the day ... and for a change i am home alone today !!!


I know christmas eve & home alone .. reminds u of the movie .. hehe .. yeah something similar happened at tis end too .. parents wanted to visit some christian family friends in hubli to spend some quality time .. me played a snob and a spoilsport as usual .. they did the nxt best thing they chucked me .. and proceeded ahead .. they wil be back tomorrow .. so here i was frm office at 8.30 ... mah driver was supposed to get me some food at 9 .. the guy didnt turn up and left me hungry and dry .. so ventured out at 10 odds to bring myself a loaf of bread and some insecticide ..


had some burnt toasts for dinner .. the filling was peanut chutni powder .. was searching for the powder all over the kitchen .. and while sniffing all the brown coloured powders .. smelled some really hot chilli powder ... some terrible moments followed ... :( .. lol


and now just brooding on a christmas eve again .. i have always been fascinated wid the christmas celebrations at catholic club in bangalore ... and it remains unfulfilled yet another year .. stags have a really tough time in this world .. even in the abode of god !


Santa is supposed to gift me a girlfriend tis christmas .. lets see wat he has in store for me ..


gud nite folks .. btw .. merry christmas


adios
Bharani

* Korean Dreams *

Am addicted to blogs these days .. no qualms abt tht .. i get infatuated by things pretty easily ... Now was googling abt my own blog and was suprised to see some of my traces in www.technorati.com .. impressed went on to explore more .. for the newbies to the bee's world .. me going some 9 to 10 countries wid my class for our industrial visit *W.O.W* .. its gonna pinch me a lil on the monetary side but nevertheless u can peek at my stopovers in april

• China
• Japan
• Taiwan
• Korea
• Singapore
• Malaysia
• Hong Kong
• Vietnam
• Thailand

Aint it amazing ? ... and tis aint the best part .. its about the veggie marwaris and jains who make up almost 90% of my class .. tht gets me excited .. imagine going to hanoi,seoul,taipai and still getting to eat butter paneer masala and roti *yummy* !

Already the exotic places make up for 90% of my dreams these days ..lol

The day was good .. had loads of work .. was busy researching contents for a new website and brochure .. also we had some huge dispatches to indonesia ... stuff kept me busy .

The evening was calm .. watched Big Boss and MTV roadies ... then logged on for mah blog routine .. was suprised to find some1 online .. she kinda buzzed me .. but then me was in a macho rude mood today ..

Ms.Z : quack quack 1
bharani: gimme 1 good reason 4 me to quack back

Ms.Z : am online isnt tht enough?
bharani: no

Ms.Z : then dont quack quack back
bharani: ok

guess its time tht ppl get to respect others rather than taking them for granted .. nevertheless something inside makes me feel guilty .. lets see how things progress .. *was i misbehaving ?*

Chao
Bee

5 decembers ago ...

Quiet evening .. deleting crap frm mah notebook .. came across tis folder wid loads of pics .. i guess we used to have ethnic day sometime arnd christmas .. liked this one .. and here it goes .. the madrasi bhai in ethnic form :)

Pappu Pass Ho Gaya !!!

Therz a mail frm Prof.Murti(Marketing) ..

Excellent submission

Good ending for studies and a great step forward into business

Murti

Hehe .. am i elated ? Moi jumping already ... Hip Hip Hurray !!!

P.S : Final Major submission of Marketing ... Hopes are revived for passing the marketing xam !!

Huh !

It was a really boring day at office .. skipped work early in the evening to join my friend adil for the movie.. the movie is kinda bland .. but liked the cute american female .. rediff tells me tht she is based out of mumbai and presently doin a couple of films .. you got ur first fan babe !

Had a small fight wid dad over a clash of schedules :( .. popped some idlis (I hate em! ) for dinner and back to bed quite early .. kinda boring now .. madhu is online and buggin me .. Santa ! u listening ?? .. u promised me a girlfriend tis christmas .. 3 days more to go :) .. i dont want to spend the nxt yr chatting wid tis guy all nite long :(( *ouch*

Zzzz ...

Another day at office !

Hi folks,

Quite a busy morning, afternoon and evening .. work kept me busy all day .. except for the time tht i managed to squeeze out for orkutting .. Wicked Mission 1.0 was launched today .. lets see how it works out ..

Had some kichdi for dinner and then rushed out to meet mah good ol friend Adil who dropped in frm LA today ... he has his engagement on 23rd in pune .. Probably might have to drop by .. we had some warm hot chocolate and then dropped him home ..

too sleepy .. will yapp tomoro

gud nite !

I love Tuesdays !

I know its quite odd .. but me and my friends have got used to it ..

i have my weekend on mondays, holiday on tueday and wednesday monring blues ! .. lol ... some disadvantages of being in a industrial estate situated in a power hungry state !

mah weekend was good .. hogged on some good food, read some magazines , was thinking .. more of the same and slept arnd 3 am odds ... got up at 11 .. yeah my room is in the 2nd floor and my parents have the least idea of whtz happening up here !

12 am brekafast and then logged on to my playspace in the virtual world ... for some weird reason the whole world is interested to know abt me and somebody .. so had a busy afternoon explaining them the facts ! .. its the 4th round of questioning i have gone through in the last fortnight .. either i am extremely popular or really dumb .. readers can comment on tht !

moving on .. i was kinda guilty in the last 3 contacts of not doing any assignments .. so with a venegance i started the marketing one (for the newbies : i failed the last 3 marketing xams, have a really poor track record in this subject) .. so went to scribble 6 to 7 pages for a really small question .. impressed with my performance , mailed it to mah prof .. Mr.Murti (pic in one of the posts below) and a couple of RA's bfore i thought i need to celebrate my achievement ... Alas ! there was a power shutdown and my huge TV consumes a hella a lot of power for my tiny UPS ... so settled in for something better ... Went for a bubble bath (I am still a lil kid at heart) in mah bathtub, and went on to read Amitav Ghosh's "The Hungry tide" for a couple of hours bfore the power resumed ..

watched a couple of episodes of friends series 1 and then played wid my pet .. a labrador puppy ..

nothing more to do .. so thought of penning down the day's entry ..

Kinda borin for the readers , but a nice relaxing holiday for me !

chao

Bee

Good Poem !

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hatred leads to power.
Power leads to victory.
Let your anger flow through you.
Your hate will make you strong.
True power is only achieved through
testing the limits of one's anger,
passing through unscathed.
Rage channeled through anger is unstoppable.
The dark side of the Force
offers unimaginable power.
The dark side is stronger than the light.
The weak deserve their fate.
–tenets of Sith philosophy

Flicked the poem frm this guy >

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=7665820488022401417

Sounds evil .. but then Fire in the Belly is must !(Prof.Murti,Prof.Merchant are u reading this ?)

My adventure @ a Matrimonial Site

Been a very sad morning today .. cud not get her out of my mind the whole nite .. sleepy droopy bee to office especially on a dull sunday morning aint a good sight ! managed to stay awake the whole day and dashed off home at my first oppurtunity arnd 7 pm .. chalked out itenary for travel ... i wud be travelling almost 21 days the nxt month ... will be missing home :(

and then i logged on for my final session of orkutting for the day .. me logged on to indiatimes on the other tab for checking the SA score ... and there was a POP UP ... had read abt tht certain popup in economic times a couple of times last week ..

it was matrimonial site ad .. i tried to close it .. but then i was a lil too lazy in the whole process and happened to click a lil below the cross in the popup and the site opened .... and thus my foray began into the matrimonial world ..

curiosity got better of me and me got excited .. so thought of exploring the cutely designed site... here went the specification :: 20-22 female , tamil , no manglik , no horoscope , graduate ... and gclick >>>> gotta a hella lot of results *wow* .. kinda happy wid my achievement for the nite ... me still surfing the entries ... and here is a snippet of my find
"seeking a well established businessman who can always stand by in her joys n sorrows....who cn always lend a helping hand wherevr needed....not short tempered... who can respect both families equaliy.....caring ....kind hearted....understanding....who can understand every situation n act accordingly...."
More about preferred Partner profile:

Age 23 - 25 Marital Status Never Married Have Children No Mother Tongue Tamil Manglik Do Not Know Occupation Business Person State/City Country India

Preferred Partner's Lifestyle

Diet	Vegetarian With Eggs
Drink	No
Smoke	No
Personal Values	Does Not Matter

Hehe .. wat shld i do ??? Solace in this regard would be helpful !

My last Orkut "About Me"

Need to grow up ... I think i should stop kidding around with friends and cultivate a more serious and mature image. And my new Avtaar begins today . Hopefully my days of fun are over for more reasons than the one in below post ..


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Precisely Mad or an overdose of a MBA :)


Single.Sometimes ready to mingle.

Kinda 24*7 excited.

A simple "kid" next door except for the sky high ambitions and yeah conviction & "excitation" ...

Gals aint maketh a lot of difference .. Nor do the guys :D

Friends (Both weird & Not so ... ) + fun (hella lot of tis)+ bullshit(yeah Crap !) + Ambitions (Mittal .. So wat ? ) + zeal to achieve (well FMB is kinda the biggest one in tis category :O) .. actuates me do stuff which otherwise ppl consider weird ..

which again gets me excited ..

tis is kinda a fraudulent vicious cycle .. but nevertheless ...

Yabba dabba doooooo !!!!!!!!


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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I;
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

bharani - Oh My Gawddd !!!

the icing on the cake is tht my name aint bharani .. its bharanidharan .. never the less .. stumbled upon a post which kinda made me sweat !!!

"Bharani" is a feminine name is telugu and vice versa in tamil .. the post relating below shows the perception of the telugu ppl :(

http://www.ammas.com/ar/home.cfm?r=va&bid=1519&topicid=23&tid=121271

Bharani is the second nakshatra in Hindu astronomy, corresponding to 35, 39, and 41 Arietis.

In Hinduism, Bharani is a goddess of bad luck. Like her sister Anuradha, she is a daughter of Daksha, and wife of Chandra.

u can see below information in the link http://www.bava.org/private/animal.…

Bharani is usually linked to excessive sexuality and the sensuous nature. Bharani’s animal symbol is the Elephant. Elephant is worshipped in India as an image of the Ganesha. Bharani’s connection to Ganesha shows another side of Bharani.

Saturn is debilitated in Bharani and this debilitation is directly connected to the myth of the birth of Ganesha. When Ganesha was born, all the planets went to see this beautiful child of Shiva and Parvati. Saturn refused to see the new born child. Parvati urged Shani to see her child. Shani refuse saying that his aspect can destroy the child. Parvati did not believe him and urged him to look at her child. The moment Shani looked at the child, his head was destroyed. Shiva went and found the head of the first living being, which was an elephant and this is how Ganesha has a head of an elephant. This myth shows why Saturn is debilitated in the nakshatra where Elephant/Ganesha is the symbol. So the key word of the elephant would immediately alert the teacher that Shani would not be well placed in this nakshatra.

Bharani’s connection to Ganesha indicates there is more to Bharani than intense sexuality. Bharani has the capacity for greatness, if they learn to control their sexuality.

Also the elephant can go into a state of must or extreme lust which is strongly connected with Bharani. Bharani weakness for sex can take them to a stage of Must which can lead them to destroying not just themselves but others.

Elephants symbolism also shows Bharani being larger than life, respected by others, strong personality. Elephants usually work for others. They are strong beautiful animals who do not recognise their own beauty. They are also vegetarians – showing a sattvic nature that forms part of the elephant/bharani psyche.

It sounds really sad .. but moi size as huge as an elephant and am a vegetarian ... And abt the lust .. :(

Hehehehe

Me forgot to add this incident in my earlier posts .. the identity of the individual concerned is kept under wraps at this moment (i was threatened a dozen times earlier !) ... but not too tough to guess :))

Ok here is the scenario

Date : 13th .. Late Night .. arnd 12.30am ~ 1 am (Technically Thursday early morning)

Characters : Bee , Vee , Baby Doll (?)

The Scene :

Bee is quickly transfering "stuff" from baby doll's laptop ... he is too immersed in tht .. baby doll is in the room packing stuff .... enters Vee ..

Now vee has a Galfriend Meena (again name disguised) ... meena and vee talkks hours together every night ..

Baby Doll gets a call .. the number read 098110***** .. delhi number ... baby doll gets excited thinking tht meena callin him up ... vee is still wondering why is tis guy getting a call ... bee's attention is diverted frm the laptop because of the nice ringtone baby doll had .. now the conversation went like this ..

Baby Doll : Hello

Caller X : Hi

Caller X : Good Evening (?) .. How are you ?

Baby Doll : Hi .. Is this Meena ?

Baby Doll : Meena , u there ?

Caller X : *Damn You* .. This is Sona ..

Baby Doll : Ohhhh ! ouch ! Sorry Sorry !!

Baby Doll : Sorry Agin ... I thought it was Meena !

***********Loooooooong Silence ... Laughter all around **************

Caller X : Huh !

Baby Doll : I thought it was Meena, my friends galfriend *oh ! this is the most stupidest excuse he cud have thought of given the moment*

Caller X : *Feels cheated* *Bangs the phone down*
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Bee : * Almost dead wid laughter .. on the floor .. the gigling echoing across the hostel *

Vee : * Laughing ... Laughing .. Laughing ... almost in tears *

Baby Doll : *Sad faced. dejected. depressed.gloomy.world sucks for him presently*


Caller X call was baby doll's achievement after 6 months of annoying, flirting, begging and whatnot ! , she is irked to know tht somebody called meena is calling him up so late at night when he had confessed to her tht he was always single ! ... she is angry , confused , and amazed! Talk abt first impression !!!

The whole night baby doll was trying to call her up and pleading ... Bee and Vee laughing for another hour before they go to sleep ...

I hope Baby doll is still alive ... havent hrd from him in the last three days .. incase he decides to do something *???* .. i get to keep his laptop .. layoff vee !! :D

Chao
Bee

Nostalgic !

The day was looong and work kept me busy whole day .. the normal office chores wid nothing to brag abt ...

My very very very good friend vigneshwar aka paaji has landed in india today morning .. he was almost my roomy for 4 yrs of engg and college ... we hung out together for almost 18 hours a day for 4 yrs .. its now more than a year tht hes gone to US to do his MS in structural design frm USC califronia .. will be meeting him in january .. but his home number has changed and i am not able to reach him .. :( :( :( hope he comes online !!! soon !!!

Regards,
bharani

Democracy = WoW !!!

Its been the Munnabhai craze all arnd .. the cult surrounding the film is applaudable ... but then i think sanjay dutt is a good actor and also tht he shld be in JAIL .. he for whatever reason should not have had contacts wid the underworld and if he was forced to , then he should have not accepted the guns , and still if he felt his life was in danger, he could have fled the country to some safe "bhai" destination .. i know he was let off pretty easily ...

and the reason i still think tht democracy is the best is because of the incident tht i happened to witness today which reengineered my thoughts again about the whole freedom struggle . i "was" the happy-go-lucky guy who always had respect for Bapu but then never acknowledged it enough .. today when i have the oppurtunity .. i wont lose it tis time ..

i woke up early on thursday ... nimish, me , venky , arpan had the flights to delhi, jaipur and sangli arnd the same time .. so we hired a taxi last night, and the driver failed up to show up on time .. we managed to get into riks and rushed to the airport.. my flight was at 9.15 and i was there by 7.50 .. lot of time i thought for me to get a gorge on some good breakfast .. but fate had different plans.

i checked in my big bag and then rushed towards the security check ... it was a huggeeeeeeeee line .. arnd 100 odd ppl in 3 rows .. it took me 20 minutes to reach the metal detector ... the CRPF guy did not allow me to pass through it because i had two cabin baggages .. one laptop and another plastic cover ... i rushed back arnd 8.30 odds again for the check in ... he asked me get the bag screened .. i was miffed , pissed , angry and wen to the screening .. there imeet this smiling gentleman .. arnd 60 yr old man wid greyish silver hair .. smart guy .. i put my stuff into the xray and was rushing the other way when i banged into him .. he smiled .. i frowned .. i didnt offer my apologies *spank .. spank .. bad bad bharani* .. then i checked in and again had to wait for the security check for 15 min bfore i cud get into the main departure bay at 8.50 am .. 10 min bfore boarding call .. i again chanced upon the old guy .. he was polite and soft but i was a *snob* .. me managed to get a toblerone for me and nimish bfore i rushed off to boarding ... suprisingly the man happened to be in the same aircraft as me and we were seated nxt to each other ...

now enters his son ... who was arnd 35 , handsome and silent .. he buzzes something in his ears and then leaves .. the man is still smiling and polite .. he is on window seat and me on aisle .. i dozed off soon ... was short of sleep for the whole of last week wid the partyin and freakin arnd ... the airhostess woke me up during landing ... the ATR landed wid a jerk ... and i again rushed out first ignoring the old man ... and his luggage (he still retains his charm and smile) .. as we landed ... boy o boy .. wat did i see ...

i saw a whole police batallion at the tarmac and then some fancy bands .. and the local political and business honchos near the stairs .. they greeted him , saluted him ...and followed him like the way my pets do to me when i come back frm mumbai ...

then i got to know who he was ... He was the king of kolhapur ... one of the direct descendent of
Shivaji maharaj and he was one of the most powerful persons in this part of the country ... how bad i felt now .. it was really yuck of me to do it for any person .. forget the king ... i had been to his palaces, saw the grandeur of his lifestyle in all the picnics during my school days .. whn i got to meet him i behaved like an assole !!



The other side of it ... Look what democracy has done today ... the king wid the commoner .. 100 yrs ago .. i wud have been killed if i dared to go near him .. today i slept beside him .. (maybe snored too) ... Now i get to respect and enjoy the real SOCIALIST DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC of INDIA ... thank u Mr.Gandhi ... i think u just got urself a fan if u ever logged on to orkut !

And the day kept me busy thereon ... had loads of work piled up at office and came back home early at 7pm .. slept arnd 7.15 ... mom woke me up at 11 odds and made me eat something .. *forgot what i ate* .. and the day ended ...Zzzzzz

Namaskar,
Bharanidharan
(Indian)

Busy days !

The college sessions came to an end on wednesday ... went to new yorkers with nimish somani (The guy slotted to take over Mittal Arcelor) , Vineet Mohata (The Raymond Singhania Heir) , Venkat (He will be minting the next billion dollars selling organic fertilizers .. coke is gonna buy frm him to spray all the neighbouring fields arnd their plants) .. and Madhav (The next Dawood heir .. the Don Bhai of Mainpuri who specializes in acquiring 700 acres of wasteland in NOIDA !)

Dinner was yummy @ new yorkers ! and bfore i skip further .. i got a new pair of boots **ooh ahh** .. it was an unknown 3iglo brand.. the 4 grand tht i payed for it made me feel tht it was the best arnd :( ..

also venkat helped me select a shiny PINK shirt for my suit frm Louis Phillipe ... *WOW* .. thank u venkat (venky if ur readin this .. ur name appeared twice today :D )

Moving on .. we proceeded to Mocha opposite juhu beach .. it was more for ogling at pretty babes rather than for the crap they serve there ... spent a loooot of time discussing abt marwari weddings and the billionaire money splurges ... *Meow*

then came back to hostel arnd 12.30 odds .. time to pack up .. bfore tht .. swiftly transferred all the new "stuff" madhav had 4 us tis time in my part time flash disk (phone) .. the stuff was so big tht i had to fill it twice over !!!

went to sleep arnd 3 am odds after managing to stuff the bag wid all the crap i collected during the shopping and the fat books (100 pages !) i got at college ... :)

The Devil Wears Bata !

S.O.B ... torture ~ torture ~ torture ..... HELP ME !!!!!

Posted : 4.39 pm .. Project Management class
Starring : Devil and the Bee

Pics

Pic 1 : MARSTATS
Pic 2 : Tense Moments !
Pic 3 : This guy taught us the ways to buy L.N.Mittal,Bill Gates and Warren Buffet in one single day.
Prof.Murti - Messiah of Marketing
Pic 4 : Day 2 Markstats .. Madhav faints , Abhi Dazed .. me as usual excited !
Pic 5 : Treated myself wid a new watch - FOSSIL !

Whoa ! Bravo !

Zzzzzzzzzzziping past my morning formalities .. we reached the hotel in time for breakfast :) .. pav bhaji was gud and then we resumed our venture on the last and final day ... sold off the inventories and did some small corrections .. profits started pouring in .. it increased 100 % almost ever simulation .. we did a brilliant job after two days of absolute debacle ... we had a respectasble profit when we ended the game today ... something tht can give us a nice nite's sleep .. :) .. wat more .. we enjoyed the whole process howling .. hooting .. laughin .. the "Bee" style .. as usual the last benchers .. we were mostly ignored .. but then we had more than our share of fun !!!

Also made some amazing discoveries .. we found a new "homophile" .. kinda elated wid the find .. lol .. not sure though .. but then it suprised us no end ..

X engaged me wid a war of words but then i guess , more or less my earlier post would have toned her down ... but otherwise the day was gr8 fun .. will upload some pics soon..

now .. plan to go to inorbit .. want to buy a armani or tissot .. have a budget of 8 grand .. lets see wat fits in .. yeah me goin in for a new set of black shoes too !!

Chao guys .. if any1 readin this .. pls care to post a couple of comments. . will encourage me to crap more :)

chao
beeeeeeeedeeeeeeeeee

P.S : My friends count on orkut reduced by a couple .. *chucked em out* .. gotta find new friends ! soon .. bloody soon !!!

Ah I so hate to hate Kids !

*this is a special post dedicated to vent my utter detest towards X (which isnt variable as ppl think ... its the same oppurtunist)* and Y ... Y happens to be underage ... i normally refrain on commenting on kids .. but people just dont behave ! *kids*

Though i tend to possess a long memory .. i am trying to forget all the old times ... hope ppl reciprocate the same and get going with their stuff rather than rekindling the insult metted upon me which was uncalled for and unabashed .. *sick*

I hope this is my last post regarding the topic ..

Chao,
Bee

And it continued ... :(

Triiiiinnnnngggggggg ..... 8 am .. i am late again .. *ouch .. ouch .. eekss !!* .. the morning routine wid the innumerable encounters at the basin .. *huh* .. puneet, me and abhi managed to fit into an auto and reached the venue late .. again ... fortunately we found some breakfast leftovers and crumbs .. puneet the wily jackal tht he always been , managed to reserve a full plate for him thru one of his "contacts"..

The simulation started ... we started trading .. we made some money ... lunch .. again made some goooood money ... then madhu had tis "magic" idea .. all of us were floored .. it was like the nxt breakthrough in the market .. we were excited impressed ... (*the idea is censored for public view .. to know more abt it buzz me *) me worked more on it for another half an hour wid some peepings arnd .. and then we had the outcome of the the next big idea ... we lost all the money tht we had built up in the last two days ... also we had piled up an stock of almost 10 lakh units .. and there fell the empire... :(( :(( :(( ... we packed off for the day not waiting for any1 to join us or notice us :(

Highlights of the day : Prof.Murti uttering "bhenchod"

Low : My new enemy X doing some good money ... i so hate evil ppl ...

The best Part : Madhus big bad magical idea ... enjoyed the whole operation !

now .. jeetu in my room .. the ex pakistani is always a welcome in my room .. its nice to have abhi and him fighting over delhi and mumbai .. suprisingly the DJ frm jalandhar spent an amazing amount of time in the room .. but was immersed wid his punjabi websites and www.liver**di.com in puneets laptop ..

Venky .. one of my avid readers wants to have his name published in my now fmb hostel "famous" blog .. tis gooody good guy is gonna have some awsome amount of bashing to look fwd in my future posts ..

time for the bowling routine .. need to persuade the lazy bones to move on ..

adios
Bee

p.s: madhu threatened me wid dire consequences if i post defamatory post againt him ... hehe .. he is such a ch*** !!!

And thus it drowned ..

We did expect to make a mark in the MARKSTAT simulation workshop in college .. gr8 hopes .. gr8 expectations .. been waiting quite excitedly for some time now ..

And the day dawned .. as usual woke up late .. actually Puneet for a change woke up kinda early .... all thanx to the 2 chicken burgers + 1 chicken frankie + 2 bananas + half portion of medium tandoori murgh pizza + 2 glasses of pepsi *Burrrrp* he had for the dinner .. did wake me up bfore he himself dozed off ...

8.30 was the reporting time ... we managed to get outta the hostel by 8.45 .. puneet made me leave the map to the hotel (Mirador) where the session was to take place cause he made be believe tht he knew the routes well ... but then puneet didnt dissapoint me this time too .. we were lost again ... *small correction : Puneet wants me to add that the route was right .. we had gone the right way ... except for the 20 buck challan we paid for the pandu for breaching the one way*... reached the place by 9.15 ... breakfast over :( .. and prof. murti was already firing his best guns by then ...

then something really bad happened .. somebody called me up an evening bfore to confirm the team voluntarily .. and she actually dissolved the whole thing and merged wid the other ... the post below refected my anger quite early in the morning .. she was rude, arrogant and shameless in the act .. she will be taught her lessons in days to come.. tht is again one of the many bee promises .. :x ... moving on ..

madhu as usual my fav partner was without his partner .. .roped in abhi who was loitering arnd .. and dushyant too chipped in .. and here we had our new "Bee"grade team .. all set to roar ..

The business simulation commences .. we started trading .. we put our best businessacumens to test ... did all the statistics ... applied all terminologies ... sab kuch kiya ... but then our profits were almost 1/10th of our nearest competitor .. the misery made us do crazy things which again made us reach the magical 1/20 ratio .. murti by then had blown the trumpet for the day ... not to waste time after such a bad day we rushed to the lift ... and we got stuck !

8 guys in a lift on the 6th floor ... all funny dissembles, crazy shams were encountered ... poor old madhu was scared and got energized .. he almost banged the door more than twice .. the rescue team "pulled" us out 15 min later ... rushed back to hostel ..

really have no clue whether the day is going to continue as bad as it was ... will keep yea guys updated ..

chao !

Me Gay ? ? ? @@$%@$%#$

Yeah yeah yeah .. its been some time tht the rumors have been doing rounds ..

kya bolun ... its been 22 hard years of oppression .. depression .. solitude ..

but then i think tht i still havent turned towards the alternative side :O ... and me still very much in the normal zone :)

So for the gays around .. sorry .. better luck nxt time :D

Adios
Pamela Anderson Worshiping Bee

The Mumbai schedule ...

hiya folks,

it been a string of posts for the day .. but then cant resist this bit ...
its our mumbai schedule .. its the most boring agenda .. but nevertheless i love it !

7.am >> first alarm >> snooze

7.15am >> snooze + puneets alarm 1 + abhi's first gal's missed call

7.20am >> snooze dies peacefully + puneets second alarm + abhi's second gal calls

7.30am >> time to jump outta the bed ... its time !! ouch

8.00am >> watching those wretched morning faces in the basin .. ppl getting in the lavarotary .. getting out and u wishing them good morning ... *eeks .. scary and embarassing*

8.30am >> RUN RUN RUN RUN

8.30am - 6pm >> huh ! yawn ! huh ! wow ! whoa ! bravo ! eureka ! yawn ! yawn ! (kAlAgE)

6pm - 7pm >> tripping wid madhu and the gang ... backchodi at the biggest level

7pm - 9pm >> The bowling ritual >> fun republic .. leeching at the babes ... more leaching .. leeeeching.

9pm - 9.30pm >> fight over the restaurant

9.30pm to 10.00pm >> the oblivion attitude >> puneet gets senti wid one of his gals .. madhu starts breaking up for the nth time .. abhi is having a tough time dealing wid the constant barrage of smses and calls frm his infinite collection of gals .. venky has disappeared .. and me .. huh ... dreaming abt my dream gal ... :(

10.00pm >> yeah its always firangi dhaba all the time ... and there we gorge food .. puneet is like this pouncer on our veggie territory .. to keep invaders away .. its always the palak paneer and chola masala :) .. lol .. and still the guys on the phone ...
and here enters our lil ol stud wid one of his gay looking friends .. yeah .. i still doubt tht he is one .. but anyways tht for the later posts ..

11.30pm >> puneet juggling all across the road .. aptly supported by the ringmaster dilliwale arora ..

1am >> madhav is being ragged .. tortured .. loved .. fondled .. censored ...

2 am >> madhav . madhav . madhav . suddenly abhi gets a call ..

3 am >> abhi.puneet.venky.madhu >> all talking .. me snoring >> they abusing me for spoiling their romantic nights

4 am >> abhi gets hungry >> puneet accompanies him 4 maggi

6am >> why do i always keep my alarm at 6 ? or is it default ;)

6.30 am >> abuses all around the floor .. who cares ?

7am >> CRC error !!

cheers
bharani

Whtz it being me ?

Always wondered the pros and cons of being me

Pros !
1) you get to go to your office at your convenience
2) you do get loads and loads of pocket money
3) Being the only child allows you to splurge all the money you can ever lay hands on .. unquestioned !!!
4) Drive a 4*4 to office everday !! (i reallY like this part)
5) Never have to bother abt hasking permissions to go for a movie or home !!
6) Orkut all day !!!

Cons #
1) You get to stay in this lousy town
2) The max you can spend on a evening out in the town is 100 bucks :(
3) You have no friends in a 500 km radius !!!!
4) Its freakin lonely life ...
5) Be under dad's eyes whole day ... report to office @ 9 am and slog till 9 for months ! Money sucks life !!!
6) WE DONT HAVE A PIZZA HUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LST .... huh !

and this was supposed to be the "premier" event in sp jain .. LOCK STOCK & TRADE .. had a bad drubbing in the dry run and feeling really sour and contused ..

firstly my team was lazy . i was dazed during the last few days . .. it was a poor poor preparation and we stood 12 th in the team rankings .. i really really hate to lose .. never was a good sportsman (hardly played any in my life) .. the finals is on 4th of jan and here i am still dazed abt the proceedings .. the whole event was shit basically .. way below my weirdest expectations .. the so called genius investors went by brands and cartels ... and our presentation lacked the charisma .. time to make these donkeys slog .. slog more .. here enters the trenchant mogul wid the venegance .. mission jan 4 .. on the anvil frm tomorrow !

Am i Lazy or simply not interested ??

i like writin .. writting crap (*reality sucks !*) .. but then again ... i kinda fell in love wid writing absurd stuff quite early in life .. wrote a couple of stories .. mostly flicked ideas frm chandamama and tinkle .. had tis really big infatuation about alladin and the magical world .. but then school took its toll one me ... education ruined me :( .. then survived engineering .. and my literary life almost came to a standstill until orkut entered into my life ...

i kinda get a high in changing my profile pics .. mostly on a weekly basis .. tiding up my profile monthly and then attracting profile views ... and then i chanced upon blogging .. i had tis intial craze but the indian government was not much in support of it .. wrote my first blog almost a couple of months ago during the ban and was unable to view my own stuff :(( .. but then why didnt i resume writing when the ban was removed ? wht prevented me frm doing so ??? comments invited ..

cheers
beedee