Travelogues - Translucent Bathrooms

I love the chinki land .. yes i love em ... They are beautiful , people are good (dedhia .. lol) , the hotels are world class and food is never the problem for even hardcore vegetarians like me ... there are Indian restaurants .. to b more precise south Indian restaurants in every nook in these places ... shopping is cheap, so are the hotels, discs (free!!!) , food, clothes (i couldn't buy anything for myself ... the fattest chinki has a waist of 32 **abuses randomly**)

I have tonnes of pics and will tyre to upload them in my travelogues and rant about my weird and not so weird adventures in the chink land.

The first of em all - Translucent Bathrooms !

The basic question when i first saw them - To pee or not to ! :O *misses the smiley feature in blogspot*

The pics i have uploaded is from our hotel in Shenzen , China. Most of the bathrooms in china and hong kong were mysteriously translucent ! .....** why chinki why ??? **

Don't they have two single male/female travellers staying in one single room ???

My roomy for the whole trip was puneet .. my kickass sindhi counterpart in crimes !

He was kind of ok with the arrangement .. I was shocked when i first saw em ! I was depressed .. how ca anyone watching me taking bath .. worse on the loo *gosssh*

But we compromised the first day .. i got him out of the room when i barged into the place and vice versa .. Mornings ..i was up an hour early before him ... double checked that the guy in snoring ... finished my stuff in hurry, woke up the guy and before he enters me was out !

I hate those glasses, once the lights are on inside, we can see the shadow do everything :o!

As the time passed ... wqe got used to live with it. i had my first public "booty dance" inside recorded by venky/puneet's cam ... It became more of a fun thing than a scary thing ..

I still wonder why do they have such stuff in bathrooms .. are the chinks perverts ? :O

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I know i too have my share of stalkers ... few confessed , some still remain anonymous .. the ones who check this page daily .. but too lazy to drop in a couple of lines .. Not that i care much about it, but this time i am in serious shit ...

I have run out of topics to crap upon!

I kinda feel weird penning down my bad ass details for the day .. Cant write the same thing every night ... I need topics to write upon .. Argggggggggh! i have been thinking about it for a couple of days ... i could think about a couple of things ...

1) I can bitch about my favourite muses (Madhu .. its time u stop reading henceforth!)

2) Go ga ga on my travelogues to different places

3) Think weird and write weird stuff

or

maybe

4) The readers can get me some interesting topics

Now stop being a loser and get me some feedback ... need it desperately !

Ciao

Bee

Zzzzz .. .. ..

I am tired. I am bored. I am worn out.

The day sucked.

I was sleepy all day.

I had a bad hair day.

btw ... I minted loads of money ...

So who cares ?

Zzzz ....

Busy day again.Even orkut couldnt get its share of attention :O ... Was busy with some big presentation that i am gonna make sometime early next week. This night seems to be ideal

Annymous friend request ^*(^%(*^%

Busy day again. Even orkut couldnt get its share of attention :O ... Was busy with some big presentation that i am gonna make sometime early next week. I work better at nights (U corny corny fellaw .. stop grinning .. i meant "work" ) So guess will spend the night working on it ... what better way than to start with a bit of orkut and blogging !



And here's interesting stuff of the day ... late evening i got another one of those numerous anonymous friend requests (talk abt modesty :P) in orkut .. Before shooing him away, i asked the customary



Bee : Dude, do i know you ?


Kunwar : Ya, on orkut



Bee : more more ...



Kunwar : myself kuwar



Bee : Ok



Kunwar : So u wanna be my friend



Bee : Dont know



Kunwar :So, whats your name



Bee : Captain Jack sparrow



Kunwar : Interesting



Bee : *attack of the gays ... Bails out of the conversation*

Gays gays everywhere ! where is the world heading to :o ... Or wait ... how will it head if its only the homosexuals all around :O !

What say folks ?


Nite Nite,

Captain Jack Bee

Day was pretty busy ... Dad's back in town after almost 10 days ! Afternoon was spent explaining him that i was not upto my usual pranks and managed the factory well in his absence .. he seemed quite convinced with what i had to offer ... Now that makes me wonder ...

1) Did i really grow up to manage this large organization

or

2) My acting skills just got better .. hola !

Either ways, i got much less time to ponder over, as work got better off me today !

Been reading the Inscruitable Americans by Anurag Sharma .. Nice timepass book .. Makes me feel pity about the desis in USA ... Although i have nothing against any country, i detest people leaving India to pursue their living across the globe ... what do we not have in this country ? The only thing that is bad according to the book is the dust and the dirt around ... These days even those seem to be dissapearing ... These guys for a few dollars more sell the soul, Motherland and whatnot ! Boooo !

I know i sound a lil bit anti-poor. But the last time i was in Germany, i saw more indian tourists in the posh restaurants ordering 3 course meals than the locals themselves. I guess as a nation we are growing richer by the day. By the time these bimbos realize that, They wuld have lost their better part of their youth and would be treated as aliens in their own land ... Yeah that reminds me of the old saying .... "Naa ghar ka na Ghaat ka"

Cheers !

Bee

Random Pictures

Some of the random pictures from my foriegn trips that went unpublished on orkut ...

Its the weekend again!

The tuesday was as usual lazy. Its been raining cats and dogs out here ... The weather is damp,dull and yeah cold ! :D ... My dad being in bangalore is an added advantage so that i can sleep uninterrupted till 11am ! ... (*Flashback* : Never woke up before 11am during my 4 years at college ! :P) Ah ! those were the days !

Watched Namesake last night ! totally bowled by it ... never expected it to be so good ! Was an amazing find from the 400 odd DVD'd that i have been sourcing everytime i come across a vendor. It was a mastepiece and Irrfan Khan, Tabu and Kal Penn impressed ...Suprised that it didnt go to any award functions and the likes of Krrish did !!!! Ah, I guess Money rules everywhere !

I was impressed with Kal Penn's acting in his earlier movie ... "Harold and Kumar go to White castle" It was funny erotic comedy .. lol. Nice timepass movie with some great babes around .. Somewhat similar to "Dude .. Where's my car" Ashton Klutcher seems so perfect in that !

Around noon, i settled in for Tenancious D ... Okkish movie ... It was actually a comedy .. but somewhere the script went wrong ... the performances were good and yeah .. some cool classic rock music ... !

Evening was whiled away by channel surfing .. Got quite engrossed with the lal Masid happenings in Pakistan ... Kinda serious stuff . I pity the government. I guess a operation bluestar v2.0 might start again and then they have some troubling times ahead ... And work well for India too .. with all the guys fighting themselves, the valley will be at peace for sometime ... Ideal for a vacation to ladakh i guess !

Late in the evening, my ingenuity got better of my laziness and me started workin on my blog again ... Should admit, this has been quite a satisfying weekend !

Bee

the long sabbath ends ...

Bonjour Folks,

Its been almost 6 months and me still cocooned in my shell fearing the unknown ... I hate google adsense and worse .. I have forgotten my password .. Now i am not able to delete the crap :( ... Now Regardless of google tyrannies .. I have decided to take it Head on .... Yeah by writing censored posts full of codes that only my levelheaded (Bet on this ... Half of them don't have this word in their vocabulary) can decrypt ... And thus i begin me third innings . . . !



Yabba dabba Dooo



Bharani

The long sabbath ...... Ends

yeah guys ... its almost 6 months since i posted out here .. Actually a curiosity about google adsense made me a victim of the google searches .... So went underground sometime, Locked the permissions from public and cocooned myself. Now google is off me a** and I return ... or is The Bee-Man returns ! lol